Kaotic Smoothie is a nutrient way to lose unwanted pounds within a few days. Our smoothies will help you shed those pounds and feel healthier daily. We add sea moss to ensure you get the proper nutrients and minerals one body needs to absorb. We add detox tea to cut down bloating and flush your colon systems. Our flavors is your creating. You select your desired flavors, and we blend and ship. All our smoothies come in a thick texture and no dissolving, we guarentee. To ensure the best texture and great nutrition, we only ship Monday - Thursday express shipping via USPS. Please be available to pick up package once arrive to your door. Store your smoothie in the refrigerator for 24 hours before drinking. How We Delivery Package? We store Ice blocks in each package to assure high temperatures while traveling. When Smoothies Are Process? We only prep smoothies the day of purchase to assure freshness and high nutrients. When Will I Recieve Tracking Number? You will recieve a tracking number within three days from the purchase date. If you order over the weekend, your processing date starts that following business date. What If My Products Get Lost? Please call USPS 1-800-ask-USPS for tracking updates. Once the package leaves our facility, it's your responsibility to keep track. Please make sure you provide the correct email and phone number. We only give tracking via that social outlet. Refund- We do not provide refunds once product is process. *Disclaimer* If you are allergic to sea moss or detox tea, please advise our company in the note box. We offer Half Gallon or Whole Gallon. You can choose up to three flavors.

Kaotic Von Smoothie 1/2 Gallon

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  • All Sale are final.

    Once product are shipped we can not exchange or return.

    We can not process refund.

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